Tuesday, July 6, 2010

hot as hades

so, on the way out of work today, i waived 'bye to my co-worker, and she yelled "it's hot as hell out here!" now, i'm usually upset at people who use words like "hell" or "ass" out of their proper contexts. (fyi, i was an english ed. major in college, and i probably would have studied linguistics if i knew myself better in high school.) anyway, "hot as hell" seems pretty appropriate. hell may very well be 102*F with 29% humidity.

also, please use "ass load" properly. my well-meaning (usually Christian) friends say "butt load" and just look like fools. i promise, it's "ass load" -- as in, a donkey can carry a lot of stuff.

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