Friday, December 18, 2009

A Christmas Parody

today is our company Christmas party! we get to leave work at 1pm, go to a great pub about 5 minutes away, and enjoy our co-workers as real people.

last year's Christmas party was fun. i wrote a parody of "O Tannenbaum." we had a different receptionist back then, but everything else is still the same...

O ACI, O ACI
How random is your receptionist!
She backs up Eligibility,
ClaimsPPOMailroom... and anything Customer Service-y.
O ACI, O ACI
How random is your receptionist!

O ACI, O ACI,
How patient are your CSRs!
They listen to those angry folks,
Who got something... but they don't know.
O ACI, O ACI,
How patient are your CSRs!

O ACI, O ACI,
How lovely are your Examiners!
They put up with so many things,
Like Customer Service's questionings.
O ACI, O ACI,
How lovely are your Examiners!

O ACI, O ACI,
How manic are your Managers!
They run around, trying to find
That large claim file - It must be signed!
O ACI, O ACI,
how manic are your Managers!

that's as far as I got before our food arrived. this year, i've challenged my manager to a parody-off. we're going to each write a Christmas song parody, and whoever makes up the better song wins. it's on like Donkey Kong.

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