fee schedule

I just put up this list in my office, so please be aware of the following fees before making any associated decisions:

ABBY'S FEE SCHEDULE:

• Hugs: 5 cents
• Proofreading: 50 cents per page
• Supervisor calls: $5.00 per escalated call
• Career counseling: $5.00 per half-hour
• Relationship counseling: $5.00 per half-hour
• Matchmaking: $20 initial finder's fee (plus 10% of any and all monetary wedding gifts)