Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Pretzel Day!

this monday, march 1 is pretzel day in our office complex! i am not making this up. and everybody is looking forward to it.

i'm kind of excited, because we have a new CSR starting on monday, and this makes us look like an awesome company. so, it's kind of cool, because it really is like an initiation! hmmm...

in patterning my office after The Office, the following things need to happen on Pretzel Day:

  • keep a log of what the manager does all day.
  • the manager needs to do a Bill Cosby impression. (i think we can pull this off)
  • the manager needs to get hyped up on sugar after eating his soft pretzel with every possible topping. (this will be more difficult. for one thing, he's on a diet. and also, they probably won't offer different toppings.)
  • someone steals someone else's chair.
  • we bring to new girl to the Schrute beet farm for some interrogation/training and wrestling their cousin Mose. (highly improbable)
  • new girl eggs a building (again, highly improbable)
ok, so 50% of this stuff is actually doable! hooray! i'll give a review of our Pretzel Day next week.


The Office quotes of the day:



Pam Beesly:Once a year they bring in a little cart and they give away free pretzels. It's really not a big deal. [pause] To some people it is.




Stanley:364 days... 'til the next Pretzel Day.

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